Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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