Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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