Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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