are you still at the devil's house?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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