The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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