I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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