I just cut my nipple shaving
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
