end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
