Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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