she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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