Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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