by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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