it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It's shark week go big or go home
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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