no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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