he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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