The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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