Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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