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i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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