they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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