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(770): View more from Georgia

We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."

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(214): View more from Texas

I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process

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(404): View more from Georgia

Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.

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(281): View more from Texas

Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited

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