I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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