You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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