I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
sex in a hospital.. check
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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