scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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