I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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