please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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