OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Randomize
