So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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