Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
How naked do you want me to be?
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