her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
its liver damage thursday
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