you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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