You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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