i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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