what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
