Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you traded sex for a burrito?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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