I want to stick my p in your. b.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Randomize
