Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
