She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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