she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
