nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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