To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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