and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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