you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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