careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
splinters make it hard to masturbate
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
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