The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
he was CRYING into my vagina
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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