but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I have post one night stand depression
My apartment stinks of burning failure
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
