Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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