Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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