no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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