two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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