I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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I need you to use more vowels.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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