thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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