I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Randomize
