every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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