Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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